God Created the World for Women: The Proof

     God must be crying over the irony of the patriarchally driven world when the very opening of the Bible shows us the world was created for us–the women. I do not expect you to take this thought in blind faith, so I will demonstrate it exegetically. (Go to the source, and see that I don’t err).

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    •  Day 1–Every woman knows she looks best with a sun-kissed tan, thus day 1, God created the sun.
    • Day 2–What better place to get a tan than on the beach? Day 2,  God separated the water from the land and thus gave us beaches.
    • Day 3–I covered this in depth yesterday. Coffee, chocolate, wine and golden Oreos all come from plant life.
    • Day 4–(Do notice how creation gets more complex as it goes along–this is an important point). We now have moonlight and starlight for a little romance in which to enjoy our chocolate.
    • Day 5–What good is a red wine without the red steak? Or an excellent book without a kitty cat purring on our laps?      On Day 5, God created the animals.
    • Day 6–the complexity builds–and here I’ll separate two components. God creates man who all alone cannot deal with life. But he is necessary to provide for God’s crowning achievement–the beach house and fine foods and romance. Once man is finished–along comes woman, His crowning achievement. With the creation of woman, what else can the good Lord do? He’s done it all.
    • Day 7–He can finally rest.

    Therefore, woman was the sole reason the world was created. I am so glad I am a Bible scholar! No one can refute this.

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    1. Linda S. says:

      I don't know what else to say except woo hoo.

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